The Customer’s Always An Asshole is a fun little game where you’re given sixty seconds to cause as much carnage in a fully stocked supermarket as possible.
With congested aisles, bad layouts long lines and grumpy cashiers, the supermarket can be a very stress-filled place to be at times, but The Customer’s Always An Asshole gives you a chance to vent your frustrations. In the game you are given sixty seconds to cause as much carnage as possible in a fully stocked supermarket, using a selection of punches, kicks and Ultimate attacks. Once the sixty seconds are up the amount of damage you’ve done is totted up and added to your bill, and the bigger the bill the better.
It’s a simple game and your character movement is a bit janky, but it’s still a whole lot of fun unleashing your wrath on a defenseless supermarket. It’d be nice to see it expanded on as it’s an oddly cathartic experience sending cans, vegetables and shelves flying through the air!
Controls: Movement – Arrow Keys/WASD, Punch – LMB, Kick – RMB Ultimate: Middle Mouse Button
Available On: Windows
Gameplay Video: Here